so, on tuesday i got into the big metal silver thing, and it took me to this place owned by this Other Person called "The Vet". the whole place smells like dogs and cats *growls* and Other People. there's so much that i can't smell all of it!!!!!!!!!!!!! we go through this glass door and stand in a place with slippery floors that smell like stuff. then these female Other People who sit behind this big thing made out of wood and paint talk about how cute i am. i saw Another Dog that kept trying to tell her people that she wanted to talk to me, but they didn't let her. and there was this other Other Dog that was so scared of his leash that his people had to carry him, and he was really fat too. 

then i went through this door and The Vet came in. he tried to put me on this big black square thing, but i knew what he was up to and hid under david's chair. but dad got me out and put me on it, and as soon as i got on it started making scary noises and lifting me off the floor. then The Vet came over and started touching me and talking to dad about my ribs and my hips and my pounds. (when i got home i looked for my pounds, but i couldn't find them, even though they say i have forty three of them). The Vet said i needed a couple more pounds, so he said they should Feed me a little more!!!! yay!!!  i'd been trying to tell them that all along, but they don't think i'm smart enough to know about those things. so now i get to Eat in the morning!!!

i was just starting to like this The Vet, but then he stuck this wet stuff in my nose (i spat it back into his face, though!), and then he poked me in the shoulder and in the leg with these sharp things that i didn't like. then the black thing started making scary noises again and it set me down, and i hid under the chair again. then i went out into the place with slippery floors, and i smelled stuff, then i got back in the silver thing, then i went home!